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Auratus the Destroyer

Posted November 14, 2008 by Funk in Features
Comic about Auratus the Destroyer. A goldfish is turned into an atomic monsters by a nuclear accident.

Halloween Horrorama 5: "28 Weeks Later"

Posted November 11, 2008 by Usurper and Fu Schnickens in Halloween Horrorama V (2008)
At first, I found myself playing devil's advocate: Fu Schnickens serves a much needed purpose at the Meadhall.  He frightens us into action, devours the inactive, and sometimes he totally ralphs all over Furor.

Today, I wish Fu Schnickens an eternity of bowel cramps, for he has forced me to watch 28 Weeks Later.

While certainly not a horrible movie, 28 Weeks Later lacks much of a message or a point, and because it's not a character-driven film, it needs one.  There's very little to take home from this film.  Some of the directing is superb, and some is the worst I've seen in a long while.  Let me break it down for you while Fu slobbers all over my right shoulder.

Halloween Horrorama 5: "Suspiria" (1977)

Posted November 2, 2008 by Ozmodeus in Halloween Horrorama V (2008)

 
Halloween doesn't end until I SAY it does.  Since I'm playing catch up on Horrorama for this year, I'm sure you noticed (and even if you didn't, I'll pretend you did) a lack of Italiana in this year's catalog.  Well, I aim to fix it with one of the finest--yes, I really mean it!--horror films around: Dario Argento's "Suspiria."

Stunaep

Posted October 30, 2008 by Funk in Features

Halloween Horrorama 5: Fu Speaks--"The Strangers" (2008)

Posted October 28, 2008 by Ozmodeus, Fu Schnickens in Halloween Horrorama V (2008)
 
I woke up this morning with a semi-vom-covered stone tablet wedged under my door, and next to it an uncomfortably large and oderous pile of, well, poo.  The tablet appeared to have some arcane "review" or another Fu Schnickens delivered for this, well I guess you could call it a movie--if your standards are low enough.  Oh, and the poo had a Post-It note on it saying "This could be you."  I'm not sure if that was for me or the movie, but either way, Schnickens speaks up on "The Strangers."  And I helped!