Suburban RagnarokOz finds Jesus; chaos ensues. September 4, 2002 I'm shaking as I type this, but it must be made known... This morning, at about 0100 hours, I found Jesus. Yes, that's right, I found him. Only this Jesus wasn't the one I thought I knew. This Jesus was surly, had an eyepatch, and an empty forty in his hand. SEPTEMBER 28, 2002 A mere day after my initial experience with this "Jesus" character, I had all but forgotten it happened. I needed a couple stitches, and my neighbors warned me about getting too close to that dog again (you know it had its vocal cords cut out, right?), but otherwise things were back to normal for a few days. Normal, that is, except for an alarming rash of hubcap thefts! SEPTEMBER 30, 2002 I hadn't been standing at the damnably small sewer grate for long when I heard the side door of the house to which my mad dash lead me open and shut with a bang. A loud boom erupted from behind me and a voice drawled out, "Boah, that wuz a warnin' shot. Ah reckon you best just stay put there 'til the cops show up." He didn't need to tell me twice! March 16, 2004 (Part 1) I must have chased the unknown monster who was plaguing the neighborhood's hubcaps further than I at first had thought, because, upon leaving the Captain's yard by the more conventional "driveway" method, I found myself in unrecognizable terrain. |
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