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Halloween Horrorama IV: Horrorama in Space (2007)

This is the year where we tell you had bad Uwe Boll is.  It's too bad you learned this the hard way already in 2005.  Hope your eyeballs were under warranty.

Posted October 30, 2007 by Ozmodeus
 
Virgins and Witches. Can this movie possibly live up to the title? (Hint: the answer is no, not really)
Posted October 29, 2007 by Mblackwell
 
Oh god I watched it. Yes, it's true I watched it. All of the way through. It's Scooby Doo meets Van Wilder, wrapped up with a nice little ball of what the fuck.
Posted October 27, 2007 by Ozmodeus
 
Another in the long and storied "Zombie" franchise. I'd like to say this is the worst of them all, but I'm seriously afraid I'll find a Zombie 6 or 7 somewhere out there that will destroy me once and for all.
Posted October 26, 2007 by Ozmodeus
 
Uwe Boll takes another stab at being this generation's Ed Wood in yet another video game movie. Maybe one day he'll actually succeed, but until that day comes, "enjoy" this instead.
Posted October 24, 2007 by Ozmodeus
 
A throwback to the old-school slasher with all the budget and quality you've come to expect of a video on YouTube.
Posted October 23, 2007 by Mblackwell
 
A (semi) new twist on an old genre. Is the vampire horror movie back? And hey, hold the side of Anne Rice.
Posted October 21, 2007 by Ozmodeus
 
A trippy trip inside what could have been "Demons 3." Believe me, that's way better than it sounds!
Posted October 19, 2007 by Ozmodeus
 
When sequels go "blah."
Posted October 15, 2007 by Usurper
A number of mysterious visions, healings, and encounters herald the arrival of Brandon Nichols. He's got a healing hand and some nasty wrist scars that all point to him being the second coming. Unless, of course, you're Travis Jordan, the cliched "priest who lost his faith when his wife was murdered." I find this chiche forgivable in light of the rest of the plot, which is an excellent blend of mystery, suspense, and supernatural horror.
Article Tags: "supernatural" "horror" "Randy Travis" "3.5 stars"
Posted October 12, 2007 by Ozmodeus
 
What would happen if Jaws was, like, sixty feet long, and like, didn't do much? You'd get this movie.
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