At first, I found myself playing devil's advocate: Fu Schnickens serves a much needed purpose at the Meadhall.  He frightens us into action, devours the inactive, and sometimes he totally ralphs all over Furor.

Today, I wish Fu Schnickens an eternity of bowel cramps, for he has forced me to watch 28 Weeks Later.

While certainly not a horrible movie, 28 Weeks Later lacks much of a message or a point, and because it's not a character-driven film, it needs one.  There's very little to take home from this film.  Some of the directing is superb, and some is the worst I've seen in a long while.  Let me break it down for you while Fu slobbers all over my right shoulder.

Halloween doesn't end until I SAY it does.  Since I'm playing catch up on Horrorama for this year, I'm sure you noticed (and even if you didn't, I'll pretend you did) a lack of Italiana in this year's catalog.  Well, I aim to fix it with one of the finest--yes, I really mean it!--horror films around: Dario Argento's "Suspiria."

I woke up this morning with a semi-vom-covered stone tablet wedged under my door, and next to it an uncomfortably large and oderous pile of, well, poo.  The tablet appeared to have some arcane "review" or another Fu Schnickens delivered for this, well I guess you could call it a movie--if your standards are low enough.  Oh, and the poo had a Post-It note on it saying "This could be you."  I'm not sure if that was for me or the movie, but either way, Schnickens speaks up on "The Strangers."  And I helped!

Three Hallowarriors' desperate search for entertainment leads them to something evil, something dangerous.

"Black magic and lesbians again, Oz?" I hear you asking.  Well, yes, but I SWEAR this one'll be different, I swear it!  For one thing, it might actually vaguely have something to do with a vampire (I mean, look at the name), and for another, this one's actually entertaining!

WARNING: Depicts player characters in extreme acts of violence and torture. FOR REALS.

October 20, 2008: Adult Swim's Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim, creators of Tom Goes to the Mayor and Tim and Eric's Awesome Show Great Job! are confirmed today as being in excellent health and good spirits.

Do you like movies about insufferable students going on vacations?  Bad ones, that usually end up with everyone dead and eaten?  I have just the movie that you won't want to see!

They have ETERNITY to bore your flesh!

The herding tribes of the tundras call him Foal Stricken, a formless terror that blights their livestock and fertile women. Here in the castle we don't so much have heaps of that good stuff as we have the fealty of our battle-brothers, who the monster had so recently predated upon. In search of him I went, probing the stankiest and jankiest rafter shadows. A eye-blearing smell from the last corner assaulted me, and deep therein, his Mars-touched eyes shuddered open.