Posts by Furor Thompsonicus
This is not merely a man, but a collection of terrible thoughts given flesh. The Furor does not merely make decisions, he announces unto the world the inevitability of universal cadence, and laughs (a weird, biting, uncomfortable laugh) when he visualizes (and ultimately bears witness to for the rest of us) the deconstruction of the very thoughts we use to make sense of our realm.
House of 1000 Corpses (2003)
Saying “House of 1000 Corpses” is Rob Zombie’s least worst movie is kind of like choosing the least worst place to get stabbed. You’re still getting stabbed, and probably by a dirty redneck.
In The Mouth Of Madness (1994)
Oh, you thought we forgot it was October? Not likely, although time does lose its meaning once you go beyond the infinite nothingness on the blackest edge of the cosmos, so we may be a little late. Let’s start making up for it with a little pic that will annihilate your soul! Or at least be perhaps the best Lovecraft movie ever made.
Women & Their Shit: An Online Odyssey
Being a true account of what it’s like going on dating sites and throwing myself into the waiting arms of the undead I mean women is what I typed.
Dagon (2001)
A timeless love story by way of H.P. Lovecraft.
12 Hours of Terror 2011
3 dudes (whoa–3D!), one theater, 7 movies. Add it all up and what do you get? Winning.
Swimfan (2002)
This year, the ladies are trying their hand at stalking and killing the opposite sex, and they don’t need to teleport or mutate–they can multitask!
Demon Seed (1977)
This movie is about a computer raping a woman so their baby can rule the world. Sorry, but I’m gonna judge you for reading about it.
Halloween 2 (Rob Zombie remix)
Oz: “The night HE phoned it in!”
Furor: Hey I wanna do one! “The awesome has GONE from here!”
The Shining (1980)
Oz finally watches a horror classic for the first time while Furor wonders what the hell took him so long.