Posts by Ozmodeus
Few can surmise the raging Chaos of this anomaly. I will attempt, and ultimately fail. Oz is the thing you forgot. It is the part of the sentence that would sound better, but you don't know what it is. He is also most probably an unliving host to a 1,000 spirits of evil. That's why we must destroy him for the betterment of humanity.
Tombs of the Blind Dead (1972)
The only thing worse than not knowing what those secretive Templars were getting up to in their fortresses is finding out they’re planning a big ol’ dinner party.
Guess what the main course is? One hint: it’s not pasta.
12 Hours of Terror 2011
3 dudes (whoa–3D!), one theater, 7 movies. Add it all up and what do you get? Winning.
Halloween 2 (Rob Zombie remix)
Oz: “The night HE phoned it in!”
Furor: Hey I wanna do one! “The awesome has GONE from here!”
The Shining (1980)
Oz finally watches a horror classic for the first time while Furor wonders what the hell took him so long.
Ginger Snaps: Unleashed (2004)
A sequel to one of the few good werewolf movies. Usually this means that there’s nothing but pain in store, but not always. Silver bullet or silver lining? Guess you’ll just have to read the review.
The Unnamable (1988)
It turns out there is a name for this movie, after all: it’s “Derivative.”
The Beyond (1981)
Possibly the most facist movie ever made. If you or anyone you know has a face, this movie hates you and wants you to know it.
Should you still watch it? Hell yeah.
Gnaw: Food of the Gods II (1989)
Squeak I tell you! Squeak!!
Blood Angels (2005)
“Blood Angels.” Now that’s a compelling title. It has both blood and angels in it. What could go wrong?
Try everything.
Dead Set (2008)
Britain sends us a zombie apocalypse on the set of “Big Brother.” And yeah, it’s exactly as awesome as that sounds!
On a side note: how many more “Dead” puns are left to be used for horror movies? I imagine we’ve got to be running low.