Posts by Ozmodeus
Few can surmise the raging Chaos of this anomaly. I will attempt, and ultimately fail. Oz is the thing you forgot. It is the part of the sentence that would sound better, but you don't know what it is. He is also most probably an unliving host to a 1,000 spirits of evil. That's why we must destroy him for the betterment of humanity.
House of 1000 Corpses (2003)
Saying “House of 1000 Corpses” is Rob Zombie’s least worst movie is kind of like choosing the least worst place to get stabbed. You’re still getting stabbed, and probably by a dirty redneck.
Burial Ground: The Nights of Terror (1981)
This time of year, always expect the unexpected . . . like Oz reviewing an Italian zombie flick!
What?
In The Mouth Of Madness (1994)
Oh, you thought we forgot it was October? Not likely, although time does lose its meaning once you go beyond the infinite nothingness on the blackest edge of the cosmos, so we may be a little late. Let’s start making up for it with a little pic that will annihilate your soul! Or at least be perhaps the best Lovecraft movie ever made.
Tombs of the Blind Dead (1972)
The only thing worse than not knowing what those secretive Templars were getting up to in their fortresses is finding out they’re planning a big ol’ dinner party.
Guess what the main course is? One hint: it’s not pasta.
12 Hours of Terror 2011
3 dudes (whoa–3D!), one theater, 7 movies. Add it all up and what do you get? Winning.
Halloween 2 (Rob Zombie remix)
Oz: “The night HE phoned it in!”
Furor: Hey I wanna do one! “The awesome has GONE from here!”
The Shining (1980)
Oz finally watches a horror classic for the first time while Furor wonders what the hell took him so long.
Ginger Snaps: Unleashed (2004)
A sequel to one of the few good werewolf movies. Usually this means that there’s nothing but pain in store, but not always. Silver bullet or silver lining? Guess you’ll just have to read the review.
The Unnamable (1988)
It turns out there is a name for this movie, after all: it’s “Derivative.”