Posts by Ozmodeus
Few can surmise the raging Chaos of this anomaly. I will attempt, and ultimately fail. Oz is the thing you forgot. It is the part of the sentence that would sound better, but you don't know what it is. He is also most probably an unliving host to a 1,000 spirits of evil. That's why we must destroy him for the betterment of humanity.
A movie about a psychic versus a serial killer—you can be sure this isn’t a Stephen King adaptation is because the psychic is not mentally retarded. And NO, it isn’t a Lifetime Original, because there are bugs and ladies tend not to like psychically communicating with them. Finally, it most certainly is NOT a movie about John Travolta being alien Jesus or whatever. This one’s about…Italian things.
“Words create lies. Pain can be trusted.”
Saying “House of 1000 Corpses” is Rob Zombie’s least worst movie is kind of like choosing the least worst place to get stabbed. You’re still getting stabbed, and probably by a dirty redneck.
This time of year, always expect the unexpected . . . like Oz reviewing an Italian zombie flick!
Oh, you thought we forgot it was October? Not likely, although time does lose its meaning once you go beyond the infinite nothingness on the blackest edge of the cosmos, so we may be a little late. Let’s start making up for it with a little pic that will annihilate your soul! Or at least be perhaps the best Lovecraft movie ever made.
The only thing worse than not knowing what those secretive Templars were getting up to in their fortresses is finding out they’re planning a big ol’ dinner party.
Guess what the main course is? One hint: it’s not pasta.
3 dudes (whoa–3D!), one theater, 7 movies. Add it all up and what do you get? Winning.
Oz: “The night HE phoned it in!”
Furor: Hey I wanna do one! “The awesome has GONE from here!”
Oz finally watches a horror classic for the first time while Furor wonders what the hell took him so long.
A sequel to one of the few good werewolf movies. Usually this means that there’s nothing but pain in store, but not always. Silver bullet or silver lining? Guess you’ll just have to read the review.