Posts by Ozmodeus
Few can surmise the raging Chaos of this anomaly. I will attempt, and ultimately fail. Oz is the thing you forgot. It is the part of the sentence that would sound better, but you don't know what it is. He is also most probably an unliving host to a 1,000 spirits of evil. That's why we must destroy him for the betterment of humanity.
Vigilance Rewarded!
SEPTEMBER 28, 2002
A mere day after my initial experience with this “Jesus” character, I had all but forgotten it happened. I needed a couple stitches, and my neighbors warned me about getting too close to that dog again (you know it had its vocal cords cut out, right?), but otherwise things were back to normal for a few days.
Normal, that is, except for an alarming rash of hubcap thefts!
Testimonial
September 4, 2002
I’m shaking as I type this, but it must be made known…
This morning, at about 0100 hours, I found Jesus. Yes, that’s right, I found him. Only this Jesus wasn’t the one I thought I knew. This Jesus was surly, had an eyepatch, and an empty forty in his hand.
Iron Maiden’s Brave New World
Initially, I was pissed about Brave New World. I felt like it was just a lukewarm, cash cow effort and hardly worth the Iron Maiden name. That was just from my initial disappointment, though, as the more I listened, the more I grew to like it. It’s still Iron Maiden, and it’s still better than 90 percent of the crap out there masquerading as metal, and it gives me a lot of hope that their next album will be the god album I was expecting from this one. I can feel they’ve got it in them, and I wait for them to deliver.
10 Sentence Story I: The Daymara
This is an archive of the first 10 Sentence Story. The premise was to write a story in the forums using ten sentences or less per post, with no consecutive posts.