Posts by Ozmodeus
Few can surmise the raging Chaos of this anomaly. I will attempt, and ultimately fail. Oz is the thing you forgot. It is the part of the sentence that would sound better, but you don't know what it is. He is also most probably an unliving host to a 1,000 spirits of evil. That's why we must destroy him for the betterment of humanity.

Blood Sabbath (1972)
More witches, more T & A. It’s really not as good as you may think.

C.H.U.D. (1984)
“But Oz,” I hear you all saying (don’t lie, you’re totally saying it), “why don’t you do REAL movies? Like, American movies that don’t suck? Do you hate America?” My answer to this question, ye doubters, I do not hate America. As proof: a review of low-budget-but-you-know-you-remember-seeing-it-in-a-video-store-or-maybe-on-basic-cable-classic “C.H.U.D.” It’s like “Friday the 13th Part 8: Jason Takes Manhattan” only without all the suck.

Art of the Devil (2004)
A Thai revenge tale lacking a lot of revenge. But when the revenge starts coming? It’s like a Gallagher show in here, man. Bring a tarp.
Plot Luck Story 1
We all threw in an ingredient, and then we all churned the couldron and poured out a different soup.
Mark of Fate, posts 1-15
This is the record of an old serial story with open participation. It followed the old, simple rules:
* No Addition should be longer than 10 (ten) sentences.
* Wait until someone else has posted before continuing.
* Do not contradict what has already been written.
Enter now a tale of modern horror, plumbed from the depths of the depraved minds of Tindalhouse and The Comitatus…

Virgin Witch (1972)
Virgins and Witches. Can this movie possibly live up to the title? (Hint: the answer is no, not really)

Zombie 5: Killing Birds (1987)
Another in the long and storied “Zombie” franchise. I’d like to say this is the worst of them all, but I’m seriously afraid I’ll find a Zombie 6 or 7 somewhere out there that will destroy me once and for all.