Posts by unspeakable

Part 2: Trinity

by unspeakable on Feb.24, 2005, under The Contingency Plan

Part 2: You pay for the whole seat, but only use the edge.

Part 1: The Return

by unspeakable on Feb.17, 2005, under The Contingency Plan

Part 1: In a world where nothing is as it seems only one man can save the future.

Following in the footsteps of Freddy v.s. Jason, Predator v.s. Alien, and Pepsi v.s. Coke, the new clashing titans duke it out on-screen. The film reel isn't big enough for the both of them!!!

Tow to Tow Extreme Action!!!

by unspeakable on Aug.19, 2004, under Features

You knew it was coming. Set a course for the ultimate in Action/Horror/Romance/Disaster movies. Two film giants. Only one open sea. Who will reign the victor? Clear the pier for TITANIC vs. GHOSTSHIP!

Franchise Rampage: Chronicles of Riddick

by unspeakable on Jun.21, 2004, under Reviews

A peak inside the insipid universe of Pitch Black, which was created to make Vin Diesel the next Drizzit Do’Urden to sci-fi/fantasy nerds everywhere. Trilogy around the corner.

P.S. He tatooed his favorite half-orc character on himself (whose name is Melkor, for LOTR nerds), which is digitally editted out of most on-screen scenes. This information alone is enough to make him your personal savior or nemisis.

There isn't very much of this in Bubba Ho-Tep. If not bedridden, Elvis trudges through scenes with the aid of a walker.

Bubba Ho-Tep

by unspeakable on Dec.05, 2003, under Reviews

Existentialism 101: by Don Coscarelli’s. Also, soul sucking via anus.

Old School Rap-Off

by funk, Furor Thompsonicus, unspeakable, and Usurper on Apr.25, 2003, under Features

This was a forum competition instigated by the Reverend Funk sometime in mid-to-late 2002. They were all phat beatz, and the winner didn’t get a prize, so screw the score and enjoy. Or I’ll cap you. Word.

10 Sentence Story I: The Daymara

by Usurper, Ozmodeus, funk, and unspeakable on Apr.07, 2003, under Features

This is an archive of the first 10 Sentence Story. The premise was to write a story in the forums using ten sentences or less per post, with no consecutive posts.