Posts by unspeakable
Part 2: Trinity
Part 2: You pay for the whole seat, but only use the edge.
Part 1: The Return
Part 1: In a world where nothing is as it seems only one man can save the future.

Tow to Tow Extreme Action!!!
You knew it was coming. Set a course for the ultimate in Action/Horror/Romance/Disaster movies. Two film giants. Only one open sea. Who will reign the victor? Clear the pier for TITANIC vs. GHOSTSHIP!
Franchise Rampage: Chronicles of Riddick
A peak inside the insipid universe of Pitch Black, which was created to make Vin Diesel the next Drizzit Do’Urden to sci-fi/fantasy nerds everywhere. Trilogy around the corner.
P.S. He tatooed his favorite half-orc character on himself (whose name is Melkor, for LOTR nerds), which is digitally editted out of most on-screen scenes. This information alone is enough to make him your personal savior or nemisis.

Bubba Ho-Tep
Existentialism 101: by Don Coscarelli’s. Also, soul sucking via anus.
Old School Rap-Off
This was a forum competition instigated by the Reverend Funk sometime in mid-to-late 2002. They were all phat beatz, and the winner didn’t get a prize, so screw the score and enjoy. Or I’ll cap you. Word.
10 Sentence Story I: The Daymara
This is an archive of the first 10 Sentence Story. The premise was to write a story in the forums using ten sentences or less per post, with no consecutive posts.