Here we are again at the end of another Mead-documented summer season. As the temperature in Northeast Ohio takes a fitful leap off the old downtown bridge, we celebrate our Monty Haul of articles preserving the hot halcyon days. Grab a longneck, spritz your forearms with another shot of bugspray, and smile as we remember the Meadhall’s Best of the Summer ’07.

1. Hey Guys, I Almost Went to the Beach Today—This one’s true, too. He almost did. And you got to read about it.
2. I Took Freakonomics Into the Shitter and Emerged As God—Yes, the summer certainly allows for these fond philosophical evenings.
3. Global Warming: Bullshit, I’m Cold—Yeah, but…
4. My Character Did NOT Kiss The 18-HD Undead Chick—Simply put, the boards were aflame all of July (he totally did, I saw the log).
5. Milkshake Review: Limited Edition Gurpleberry Blast—YES!! It’s still as horrid as last year!
6. I Wish My Neighbors Were In a REAL Demolition Derby—They get your hopes up and all it is is bumpercars.
7. That Movie Was Stupid And I Hated It—Whoa! Tempers sure can flare in the hot summer months. I’m shocked this was even allowed onsite! Crazy man!
8. Blackouts Are Sex Holidays At My Place—Marked on the calendar retroactively, are they?
9. I Crashed The Picnic And All I Got Was This Awful Feeling Of Irremediable Nostalgia—Ha-HA! Ain’t it the truth?….*sigh*
10. Summer Hours At The Library Means More Hobos For EVERYone!—They didn’t have to go home, but they couldn’t stay in the air-conditioning.

Now we feverishly prepare ourselves for where the real action is…Rocktober.