Blackened Rants

Blackened Rants is a series of articles covering subjects that were irritating the author at the time they were written. Sometimes incoherent, but always with a point. And if you don’t agree too damned bad. Write your own rants, these are mine! Yeah! Take that, fascists!

Blackened Rants Volume 2

by Mblackwell on Jan.28, 2005, under Blackened Rants

What is it with all this Blue Collar Comedy bullshit. Honestly, what the fuck is going on. Why is this shit funny?

Blackened Rants

by Mblackwell on Feb.06, 2004, under Blackened Rants

So I’m sitting there watching tv… and I see it: a commercial for a Syrup made by Eggo (“leggo my eggo!”). Or… so I think! I’m watching this commercial, and here we go, here’s the clincher, here’s what they guy says “Eggo Maple ‘Flavored’ Syrup”. Did you see that, the ‘Flavored’ bit?