Smacktalk Bouquet

A bunch of posies dealin’ the dozens.

Heating Things Up

by unspeakable on Jun.14, 2007, under Smacktalk Bouquet

Fire Flower here to 1-Up all a y’all.

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Enter the Snapdragon

by Furor Thompsonicus on Jun.05, 2007, under Smacktalk Bouquet

Oh no it didn’t! How am *I* a pussy! Huh-uh, no, no way! Every greenthumb on your block knows I put the snapdown on the famous rose every day. Just look at my understated yet vibrant color. No desperate cries for attention here. “LOVE me, homely coffeeshop girl who I’m barely acquainted with!!” just ain’t my style. Snap.

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Roses Are Red…and Violets Suck

by Mblackwell on Jun.03, 2007, under Smacktalk Bouquet

The king of flowers is obvious by appearance alone, as a rose by any other name would still shit all over every other flower. Right on the stamen. You shouldn’t even question it.

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