See through the lies straight through to what racing was really like…IN THE FUTURE!

Recently there’s been a tendency to celebrate 80s pop culture through shows like ’Robot Chicken,’ ’The Venture Brothers,’ etc. These shows wax especially nostalgic about the children’s programming many of us grew up on, and I’m sure this is great for their fan communities. Unfortunately, I’m increasingly feeling a retroactive disillusionment with those years and those beloved characters, enough to cancel my Transformers download 72% through. What’s wrong with me, you ask? Go ahead and have a seat then for some Tales of Childhood Disillusionment.