The Pies Have It
Sometimes a pie has to go and start spouting off. Next thing you know, chaos. I’m not judging or anything, just saying that maybe if Apple Pie had known how to shut the fuck up, none of this would have happened.
Humble Pie
by Furor Thompsonicus on Nov.24, 2004, under The Pies Have It
He just wants an end to the drama.
Tags: pie
Haughty Indignation: Cow Pie
by Usurper on Oct.02, 2004, under The Pies Have It
Yo. Cow Pie here. Standin’ ’round watching Apple Pie and Pear Pie preen like a pair of prom queens. Some pies are too pretty to be hard. That’s where Cow Pie steps in.
Counter-Point: Pear Pie
by Furor Thompsonicus on Sep.24, 2004, under The Pies Have It
I’m Pear Pie. WHAT?
Apple Pie… of Doom
by Mblackwell on Aug.10, 2004, under The Pies Have It
I am an Apple Pie. I killed your whole family. I ate your socks. I had sex with your “significant other”. You can’t stop me. Cause I’m crazy. I am an Apple Pie.