This movie is about a computer raping a woman so their baby can rule the world. Sorry, but I’m gonna judge you for reading about it.

Oz: “The night HE phoned it in!”

Furor: Hey I wanna do one! “The awesome has GONE from here!”

Possibly the most facist movie ever made.  If you or anyone you know has a face, this movie hates you and wants you to know it.

Should you still watch it?  Hell yeah.

And I alone have escaped to tell thee . . .

Merry CHRISTMAS, motherfuckers.

Serikyn’s kickass gallery of painted miniatures.

Now it ain’t Crimmas without some goddamn singin’.

It’s officially spring, and you know what that means. Btw, everyone survive the winter? No? Well, that’s only to be expected by the titles of the many morbid (but undeniably entertaining) articles to grace Main this season. Hold your icescraper high, jam the faucet on Hot and smile as we review the Meadhall’s Best of the Winter ’09:

I thought I’d try my hand at writing a lil’ sompthin’-sompthin’ for the ol’ Meadhall here. I really only know about one thing, and that thing involves an iron fist! I wrote this Tekken 6 article many moons ago, and then got confused and found myself in Europe learning Latin. What a waste of time! I should have spent that money on a ticket to Tokyo so I could give this game a proper review!

A true and faithful adaptation of Jane Austin’s “Pride and Prejudice”.