Tag-team reviews from our crack team of drunkards.
Part 2 of our game of catch-up is “Shoot ‘em Up,” featuring a couple familiar faces and a lot of guns. Also carrots.
Unspeakable and Oz find a hell of a contrast to their first adventure in revel-reviewing. All we can say is “Sin City” is awesome and you should see it. We may also be setting a new record for the number of times the word “awesome” or its derivatives are used in a single review.
Unspeakable and Oz start up a new tradition/column/thing in the worst (or best? twist!) way possible: a movie alternately described as “wicked stupid,” “stupid tacked on to more stupid,” and “oh my god why are we still watching this?!”