Halloween Horrorama VI: Back 2 tha Hood (2009)
Just when you thought the Hallowarriors were out of steam, they about to juice this biyatch.
MeadMagazine #1 Presents: Pre-Horrorama Interview with SemiHain
The very first issue of MeadMagazine features an interview with yours truly! God, does anyone say ‘yours truly’ anymore? I shouldn’t have.
Stacy (2001)
We ring in the part of the year that matters with some fine Asian cinema. In the words of one bystander: Minister Ozmodeus sure likes his zombies!
Season’s Bleatings from Fu Schnickens
The night HE came home! And puked and pood!
Death of a Ghost Hunter (2007)
I ain’t afraid of no ghost. Especially not crappy repetitive ones.
Hellraiser 7: Deader (2005)
We have eternity to ogle her flesh!
Dying God (2008)
In a world where not everything is as it seems, one man who isn’t Wayne Brady may just have to choke a bitch to save the city he can sort of tolerate as long as he’s drunk.
Hannibal Rising (2007)
You’ve seen Anny, now see Hanny. You know what– don’t, actually.
Inferno (1980)
As a budding Argentophile, totally valid and useful research (thanks IMDB!) told me that this was one of his most “love it or hate it” movies. In practice, I found that it’s a lot like “Suspiria,” only–well, it’s a lot like “Suspiria.”
Warlock (1989)
My fond childhood memories of Warlock were nearly eroded by a recent viewing of the cult classic horror film. The movie is so cheesy I was constipated by the time the credits rolled, but the effort is not totally wasted, for Warlock has one of the coolest premises of any horror film.
I Know Who Killed Me (2007)
8 Golden Razzies? Lindsay Lohan in an “adult” role? Why would anyone….