Halloween Horrorama VII: New Moon Rising (2010)
A dozen eyes bloodied by the horrors of horrible horror movies bring you reviews of said horror movies.
12 Hours of Terror marathon
And I alone have escaped to tell thee . . .
Blood Bayou (2003, Sword and Sorcery Studios)
Welcome to the Bayou, baby! Yer gonna DIEEEEE!
Uzumaki (2000)
Japan is afraid of shapes I guess. This is one of those shapes.
Slime City (1988)
You can’t do that on television! No, really, you can’t. Because it’s gross.
Halloween (2007)
Oz and Furor declare war on a Thing That Should Not Be.
Dead Set (2008)
Britain sends us a zombie apocalypse on the set of “Big Brother.” And yeah, it’s exactly as awesome as that sounds!
On a side note: how many more “Dead” puns are left to be used for horror movies? I imagine we’ve got to be running low.
The Descent (2005)
Six women vacationing in the Appalachian forest descend into an unknown cave system in search of fun and adventure. Days later, all the monsters are found nagged to death.
Phantasm (1979)
I review Phantasm without once mentioning the Lady in Lavender, because the idea of the girl you just fucked turning into Angus Scrimm is fucking gross.