Halloween Horrorama VIII: 3D (2011)
Just because all of the movies reviewed aren’t actually in 3D doesn’t mean that you won’t feel like knives are flying right at your face just from reading these reviews.
The Beyond (1981)
Possibly the most facist movie ever made. If you or anyone you know has a face, this movie hates you and wants you to know it.
Should you still watch it? Hell yeah.
Gnaw: Food of the Gods II (1989)
Squeak I tell you! Squeak!!
Halloween Horrorama 8: Crawlspace (1986)
Imagine you’ve been living in this harmless old guy’s apartment building, only to find out he’s a freakopathic serial killer. Sound farfetched? For 80 minutes, Mr. Klaus Kinski will take you there.
The Broken (2008)
This movie’s about a really pretty woman who’s really confused about something really weird going on. Stop me if you’ve seen it!
Blood Angels (2005)
“Blood Angels.” Now that’s a compelling title. It has both blood and angels in it. What could go wrong?
Try everything.