Meadhall of the Comitatus http://thecomitatus.com Ice-Skating Uphill Since 2001 Wed, 25 Apr 2012 22:02:49 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 Dagon (2001) http://thecomitatus.com/dagon-2001/ http://thecomitatus.com/dagon-2001/#comments Sun, 13 Nov 2011 01:05:27 +0000 Furor Thompsonicus http://thecomitatus.com/?p=5138 A timeless love story by way of H.P. Lovecraft.

]]> http://thecomitatus.com/dagon-2001/feed/ 5 Tombs of the Blind Dead (1972) http://thecomitatus.com/tombs-of-the-blind-dead-1972/ http://thecomitatus.com/tombs-of-the-blind-dead-1972/#comments Wed, 02 Nov 2011 00:00:48 +0000 Ozmodeus http://thecomitatus.com/?p=5113 The only thing worse than not knowing what those secretive Templars were getting up to in their fortresses is finding out they're planning a big ol' dinner party.

Guess what the main course is?  One hint: it's not pasta.

]]> http://thecomitatus.com/tombs-of-the-blind-dead-1972/feed/ 2 12 Hours of Terror 2011 http://thecomitatus.com/12-hours-of-terror-2011/ http://thecomitatus.com/12-hours-of-terror-2011/#comments Tue, 01 Nov 2011 02:34:26 +0000 Ozmodeus http://thecomitatus.com/?p=5017 3 dudes (whoa--3D!), one theater, 7 movies.  Add it all up and what do you get?  Winning.

]]> http://thecomitatus.com/12-hours-of-terror-2011/feed/ 2 Swimfan (2002) http://thecomitatus.com/swimfan-2002/ http://thecomitatus.com/swimfan-2002/#comments Sun, 30 Oct 2011 02:34:31 +0000 Furor Thompsonicus http://thecomitatus.com/?p=5082 This year, the ladies are trying their hand at stalking and killing the opposite sex, and they don't need to teleport or mutate--they can multitask!

]]> http://thecomitatus.com/swimfan-2002/feed/ 1 Demon Seed (1977) http://thecomitatus.com/demon-seed-1977/ http://thecomitatus.com/demon-seed-1977/#comments Thu, 27 Oct 2011 18:48:11 +0000 Furor Thompsonicus http://thecomitatus.com/?p=5065 This movie is about a computer raping a woman so their baby can rule the world. Sorry, but I'm gonna judge you for reading about it.

]]> http://thecomitatus.com/demon-seed-1977/feed/ 1 Halloween 2 (Rob Zombie remix) http://thecomitatus.com/halloween-2-rob-zombie-remix/ http://thecomitatus.com/halloween-2-rob-zombie-remix/#comments Tue, 25 Oct 2011 17:27:22 +0000 Furor Thompsonicus http://thecomitatus.com/?p=5022 Oz: "The night HE phoned it in!"

Furor: Hey I wanna do one! "The awesome has GONE from here!"

]]> http://thecomitatus.com/halloween-2-rob-zombie-remix/feed/ 5 The Shining (1980) http://thecomitatus.com/the-shining-1980/ http://thecomitatus.com/the-shining-1980/#comments Fri, 21 Oct 2011 03:02:27 +0000 Usurper http://thecomitatus.com/?p=4994 Oz finally watches a horror classic for the first time while Furor wonders what the hell took him so long.

]]> http://thecomitatus.com/the-shining-1980/feed/ 4 Ginger Snaps: Unleashed (2004) http://thecomitatus.com/ginger-snaps-unleashed-2004/ http://thecomitatus.com/ginger-snaps-unleashed-2004/#comments Thu, 13 Oct 2011 03:52:25 +0000 Usurper http://thecomitatus.com/?p=4970 A sequel to one of the few good werewolf movies.  Usually this means that there's nothing but pain in store, but not always.  Silver bullet or silver lining?  Guess you'll just have to read the review.

]]> http://thecomitatus.com/ginger-snaps-unleashed-2004/feed/ 3 Scream 4 http://thecomitatus.com/scream-4/ http://thecomitatus.com/scream-4/#comments Thu, 06 Oct 2011 20:08:32 +0000 Usurper http://thecomitatus.com/?p=4932 It’s been ten years since the last batch of murders in Woodsboro, and Sidney Prescott is back in town to sign copies of her new book on overcoming victimhood. Well, fuck that Reader’s Digest feel-good psycho-babble, because there’s a new slasher in town. Ghostface has a sweet mask that never comes off in a fight, and a totally original new m.o.—killing teenage girls.

]]> http://thecomitatus.com/scream-4/feed/ 2 The Unnamable (1988) http://thecomitatus.com/the-unnamable-1988/ http://thecomitatus.com/the-unnamable-1988/#comments Thu, 06 Oct 2011 04:23:43 +0000 Usurper http://thecomitatus.com/?p=4936 It turns out there is a name for this movie, after all: it's "Derivative."

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