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MSNBC: Look, koalas fucking on camera! Again!
Chris Dodd is retiring. Let's train the camera on his door and WILL him to come out.
Koalas fucking. RATINGS!
Smart Balance Buttery Spread: Homogeneous Whitebread Countries with no real problems love it!
OMG no more Doritos.
Remember Raper RV? Hilarious.
Twitter is like my brain vomiting on the internet.
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Furor Thompsonicus 
- SemiHainn
- Group: Staff
- Posts: 3,176
- Joined: 06-April 02
- Gender:Male
- Location:Whammy's House
- Interests:Teh Horrorarmas!
Posted 06 January 2010 - 06:15 PM
Something happened to Doritos? Well, can't say I'd miss 'em.
I DO remember Tom Raper RV! I prank-called them about it once, and they never recovered.
I DO remember Tom Raper RV! I prank-called them about it once, and they never recovered.
"This song needs to play when I'm deciding where I'm going to go that day." --Youtube comment on the Mega Man stage select theme
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Funk
- member
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- Posts: 911
- Joined: 08-April 02
- Gender:Male
Posted 07 January 2010 - 12:22 PM
For the Twitter Simulator:
I AM HIGH ON ICE CREAM!!!!
My pants are blue! but they are not jeans!!! HAHAHA LOLZ!!! i like to cut myself
Shelly, if you are reading this, I'm so sorry about your cat. I was only trying to help it die with dignity. I'll clean your lawn mower tomorrow. See you at the roller rink on Tuesday!
Socks are itchy. Do your toes smell of potato cheese like mine?
When the robots rebel the thick juices of human corpses will grease their war machines.
Soylent Green is people!!! On sale for $4.99 a pound.
What would Jesus do?!??! He'd turn some water into some mutha fuck'n wine and get this party jumping. Beer run of the Lord!
Dr. Jekyll's diary: There was corn in my poo again. Damn that Mr. Hyde, he know's I'm allergic to it.
(Twitter is a total waste of time....)
I AM HIGH ON ICE CREAM!!!!
My pants are blue! but they are not jeans!!! HAHAHA LOLZ!!! i like to cut myself
Shelly, if you are reading this, I'm so sorry about your cat. I was only trying to help it die with dignity. I'll clean your lawn mower tomorrow. See you at the roller rink on Tuesday!
Socks are itchy. Do your toes smell of potato cheese like mine?
When the robots rebel the thick juices of human corpses will grease their war machines.
Soylent Green is people!!! On sale for $4.99 a pound.
What would Jesus do?!??! He'd turn some water into some mutha fuck'n wine and get this party jumping. Beer run of the Lord!
Dr. Jekyll's diary: There was corn in my poo again. Damn that Mr. Hyde, he know's I'm allergic to it.
(Twitter is a total waste of time....)
This post has been edited by Funk: 07 January 2010 - 12:24 PM
#5
Furor Thompsonicus
- SemiHainn
- Group: Staff
- Posts: 3,176
- Joined: 06-April 02
- Gender:Male
- Location:Whammy's House
- Interests:Teh Horrorarmas!
Posted 07 January 2010 - 04:25 PM
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When the robots rebel the thick juices of human corpses will grease their war machines.
That's what *I* was all like!!
"This song needs to play when I'm deciding where I'm going to go that day." --Youtube comment on the Mega Man stage select theme
#6
unspeakable
- Chief Prognosticator of the Meadhall
- Group: Staff
- Posts: 1,926
- Joined: 17-April 02
- Gender:Male
- Location:The Deep Shadow
- Interests:Obsessed with Anoraks.
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Usurper
- Starving Artist
- Group: Staff (admin)
- Posts: 2,690
- Joined: 06-April 02
- Gender:Male
- Location:Meduseld
Posted 25 January 2010 - 05:02 PM
Didn't we ban "at the end of the day"? I could have sworn we did. My heart goes out to those who didn't get the memo. Oh wait, banned that one too.
Happiness is just a Flaming Moe away.
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