Halloween Horrorama III: Deleted Scenes
This year saw a great showing from the membership, although as always there were a few articles, reviews and features that never emerged from the shadows. Some of us were only capable of so much, but had many fun ideas. Others quickly realized their ideas for what they were and mustered the sense to stop. Scraped from the bottom of the candy sack, here they are:
Come Dressed As George W. Bush, I Fucking Dare You–Heartfelt writing, but not the most civic-minded piece of the season.
Movie Review: Scooby Doo–Honestly I was going to review this puppy (sorry on both counts!) but I didn’t have the sheer strength for that.
4women2pixiesticks.gif–Could’ve used some padding, or at least a how-to section.
Move Review: Halloween 3: Season of the Witch–Fifty pieces of gold for the man who brings me the Halloween 3: Season of the Witch review!
That Jenna Jameson Costume Makes My Balls Hurt–I’m thinking this one would have done better as a complaint to a Wal-Mart manager. In all fairness, though, trick-or-treaters are getting way too old and this is the result.
Game Review: The Sims: Halloween–Now your Sims can buy their own costumes, go to the big party, and veg out on B-rate movies! Then they get cut the fuck up by Michael Myers! Glad I gambled on this one.
Fu Schnickens, Real or Myth?–Actually some good points were made here. He’s not on the memberlist, but he made Ealdorman last week. He wasn’t around for Halloween, but maybe that’s because he kills a bunch of teenagers on weekends. And nobody’s ever made a plaster cast of his dung. BECAUSE IT’S TOO BIG.