MeadMagazine #1 Presents: Pre-Horrorama Interview with SemiHain
MeadMagazine, created to bring you the latest in meady news, got ahold of the semilebrity Semihain as he began to start to knuckle down on preparations for Halloween Horrorama 6: Back 2 Tha Hood:
MM: Hey Sammy.
SH: Hey. I will kill the Schnickens this year.
MM: I was gonna ask that.
SH: Yeah.
MM: What do you think of this year’s title?
SH: I think we’ve never been to the hood period. Op, we went to Peabody’s the once; count it.
MM: You mentioned Fu just now. People want to know about him, actually. They’re kinda hoping you won’t win. That brings me to the mystery of his popularity: why is Fu such an enduring feature of the Meadhall?
SH: Because he keeps coming back.
MM: …
SH: Yeah. Like a horror movie, but not at all fun.
MM: I dunno, I bet if we had a poll, Fu would do pretty well.
SH: Hopefully he will puke on more of the constituency then.
MM: Well therya go. So what are some of the projects you’re hard at work on here–
SH: Don’ t look at that one, it’ll kill your dumb ass. Uh, there are a few movies from…nontraditional sources, shall we say. FREE sources. Also, just like last year I’m trying to mix up the reviews a little too, ya know? Not just movies.
MM: Very commendable. If they’re good.
SH: Shut up.
MM: No.
SH: Well played, boy.
MM: Before I go, I have to ask: rumor is that your first review is going to be Coraline. That true?
SH: What? No! I’ve got a dark little Serbian tale of redemption and…wait, I’m assuming they don’t beat themselves over the head with severed limbs?
MM: What? No!
SH: Oh. Then yeah, that’s total bullshit.
Grease up your grab bag ’cause even the pumpkins are white with fright this year! (Seriously, have you seen them? Freaking disgusting, is what they are.)