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This movie is about a computer raping a woman so their baby can rule the world. Sorry, but I’m gonna judge you for reading about it.
Possibly the most facist movie ever made. If you or anyone you know has a face, this movie hates you and wants you to know it.
Should you still watch it? Hell yeah.
Cool title, not quite as cool in execution. Satan’s livin’ large in Britain and the Doctor’s not around to stop him!
We ring in the part of the year that matters with some fine Asian cinema. In the words of one bystander: Minister Ozmodeus sure likes his zombies!
A great game with a great story, this title falls short with it’s all-too-realistic engine.
Gamers usually want immediate responses to button pushing, and in that category, this title is worse than a Resident Evil. Why it recived so much hype is probably because of every other element BESIDES gameplay.
A Thai revenge tale lacking a lot of revenge. But when the revenge starts coming? It’s like a Gallagher show in here, man. Bring a tarp.
So you’re looking for a house, huh? Well, in today’s market you have to take what you can get, what with loans being so hard to come by…ah, I see you’ve noticed the ghosts covering every inch of the place. Well, sorry, you can’t walk away from this one–the undead are a lot like pornstars’ […]
What vampires look like when they have a touch of class, and what a spy/cop/thriller movie looks like when it has NO class, nor any momentum whatsoever.
The quirkiest, yet most lifeless movie you’re likely to find about people living under stairs. Ever!
Hey kids! Remember Father Merrin? You may remember him from various Saturday Night Live sketches. Now he’s back, and this time it’s no laughing matter.