A Bigfoot/Yeti/Sasquatch/giant hairy retard eating comely coeds?  Sounds cool until you also find out it was a SyFy channel original.  Oh, did I mention Hitchcock?  Because I probably should . . .

When giant monsters attack!

Time to waste no time wasting time with movies that aren’t much good . . . or are they?! If you followed that, you might be able to follow the abstractly-titled “Altered.”  But you probably won’t care either.  Horrorama is back!

The tagline for the movie says “And the children shall lead them . . .” I’m just not sure to WHAT. I mean, other than grim death.

The horror continues into November–because calendars are for SISSIES. What’s on deck? The third in Dario Argento’s “Three Mothers” trilogy. It’s not Halloween 3 bad, but it’s not as good as . . . as . . . well, I can ‘t think of a 3rd movie in a franchise that was ever any good. Anyways, just read.

You’ve seen Anny, now see Hanny. You know what– don’t, actually.

In a world where not everything is as it seems, one man who isn’t Wayne Brady may just have to choke a bitch to save the city he can sort of tolerate as long as he’s drunk.

‘Tis the season for some bloodshed?

Three Hallowarriors’ desperate search for entertainment leads them to something evil, something dangerous.

“Black magic and lesbians again, Oz?” I hear you asking. Well, yes, but I SWEAR this one’ll be different, I swear it! For one thing, it might actually vaguely have something to do with a vampire (I mean, look at the name), and for another, this one’s actually entertaining!