Unspeakable and Oz find a hell of a contrast to their first adventure in revel-reviewing.  All we can say is “Sin City” is awesome and you should see it.  We may also be setting a new record for the number of times the word “awesome” or its derivatives are used in a single review.

Yo. Cow Pie here. Standin’ ’round watching Apple Pie and Pear Pie preen like a pair of prom queens. Some pies are too pretty to be hard. That’s where Cow Pie steps in.

I’m Pear Pie. WHAT?

I am an Apple Pie. I killed your whole family. I ate your socks. I had sex with your “significant other”. You can’t stop me. Cause I’m crazy. I am an Apple Pie.